3 Friends- 1 genius, 1 joker, 1 clown

Nitin – Nationalist Intelligent Talented Interesting Nous

Never been interested in engineering, chose mechanical

Baffled from the career, left the nautical

Screwed on the first day knowing hostel is vegetarian,

Changed so many school coz i’m a non-vegetarian

Depressed from life, decided to commit suicide instead of being in grieves

Changed the ideas, seeing your positive believes

Despite sitting your next, Never ever talked to you freely

Not having control over self, Worrying to lose you eternally

You helped me all the time

Couldn’t pay you in return coz I’ve no regime

I marked your each word and followed that

I got good marks, you saw that.

You are the most intelligent in my circle and ready to help

Not like selfish nerd who is buried in himself

You never leave a chance to jeer at me, but I don’t bother

Coz I love your grin and although you are always for my care

I never complained ‘bout you, not that I am not bold

But the thing is that, I love the attitude you hold

I really appreciate the way you think

It seems everybody in the class gets shrink

Changed many schools and seen many friends

But you are the one whom I can’t forget till the end.

I am sure you’ll go to the apex height

And I pray for your future to be bright

Anupam: Antique Neutral Unputdownable Awesome Mutinous

I still remember the day you got

I use to cry and you use to comfort

The guy who made us friend has gone far away

May be he didn’t like the prank we use to play...

People say same mentality guys get together,

We proved them wrong, Being SciTech student we never bother

We are same & we are different

Same in the context, we are youngest in family and lefty by birth

Different in the situation that I always think of eating and you are down-to-earth,

I never speak to gals and you never leave even the single lady of the class

I have a low pitch and you possess a heavy bass....

You love “AKON”, and I like Rehman

You are crazy for fish & I go nuts for Mutton....

You love the “Hollywood”  but  I enjoy “Tollywood”

But still we are together and live under same hood...

When you talk of “Pearl Harbour”

I think only of Idli, Dosa & Sambhar....

Due to you I got many new friends

Sagar, Sandy, GP & Kavi are some of those blends....

I can never forget the way we tease Suri and Baba

Also can’t forget the happiness, sorrow & chicken at Dhaba...

We did fight , we did quarrel

But after few days we laugh together as we are the bullets of same barrel....

I adore your attitude,

I also know you are a cool dude...

I bet one day,You gonna rock and you gonna  rap

At your beat various feet will tap

I could be good chef or a good designer

But these guys are helping me to out to be a nice engineer.....

 

Dont be Blind, Take some initiatives

Would you accept they shot to a pregnant
woman?
Do you seem better that first she would give
birth and then kill her?
It would seem to you pity that the
jailer adopted the brute?
If it wins you love to justice do not read on, you
have some affairs to do.

Would you support that somebody denounced
the situation of the woman who shouts every
night next door?
What would you do if pass the days and the
denunciation does not come?
And if that someone had to be you?
If it wins you love for fair sex do not read on,
you have affairs to do.

Do you know that there are people who do not
know if it is night or day because a hood covers
always their head?
Would you chill out knowing that they deserve
punishment by terrorists and criminals?

Do you still thinks it is fair if tomorrow they put
you the hood and could not even plead for
innocence? ...and really are you?
If it wins you love for human rights, do not Keep
reading,
you have affairs to do

Do you know that there are workers who sleep
under the tables where they work?
Do You know that you buy things they produce
because they are cheap?
Do you think they have holidays, decent wages,
unions and social security?
If it wins you love for them
not read on, you have some pending affairs to do.

Do you give alms to beggars in the street?
Would you rather think that they did something
bad to finish these?
Would you refuse to give believing that many of
them are part of charity's mafia?
If it wins you love to society, you can not
continue reading,
you have some pending affairs to do.

If you've come this far and nothing touches you,
If you feel a simple gear without force,
if no other people's injustice marshals you,
this poem will not be closed,
nor it will deny its words to you,
but you can not continue reading.
Because you've become blind.

Beware of "BeerS"

Warning: 

Beer Contains Female Hormones

Yesterday, scientists suggested that men should take a look at
their beer consumption,
considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed
the presence of female hormones in beer. 

The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.
To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned.

Bullshits or Attitude

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.

Here's to achieving 103%.

Here's a little math that might prove helpful in the future!
What makes life 100% ??

IF,

A B C D E F G H I J   K  L  M  N   O P  Q    R   S  T   U  V  W  X  Y Z
1  2  3 4 5  6  7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then,
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98 % Only

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96 % Only

But,
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100 %

However,
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

And,

F U C K  Y   O   U    
6 21 3 11 25 15 21= 102 %

Try it