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Sunday, April 18, 2010

Mechanical RoCKS....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A mathematician, a physicist, and a mechanical engineer were all given a red rubber ball and told to find the
volume.
The mathematician carefully measured the diameter and evaluated a triple integral.

The physicist filled a beaker with water, put the ball in the water, and measured the total
displacement.




The engineer looked up the model and serial numbers in his red-rubber-ball table.


that's we....MECHANICAL....


There is a glass half full of water:
For a Mathematician: the glass is half full...
For a Physicist: the glass is half empty
but for a mechanical Engineer: the glass is too big!!!!

An old saying is there...
OLD GEOLOGISTS never die, they just re-crystallize
OLD WEATHERMEN never die, they reign forever
OLD ACADEMICS never die, they just lose their faculties
OLD STUDENTS never die, they just get degraded
OLD ELECTRICIANS never die, they just lose contact

and last but not the least...
OLD MECHIE never die, they just lose their bearings....

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