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Why Punjabis do well in any field.....

Bill Gates mesmerized!!

Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe.

5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is Mr. Singh.

... Bill Gates: Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave.

2000 people leave the room.

Mr. Singh says to himself, 'I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try'


Bill Gates: Candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people may leave.
2000 people leave the room.

Mr. Singh says to himself ' I never managed anybody by myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay.

What can happen to me?' So he stays.............

Bill Gates: Candidates who do not have management diplomas may leave.
500 people leave the room.

Mr. Singh says to himself, 'I left school at 15 but what have I got to lose?' So he stays in the room...

Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak, Serb - Croat to leave.

498 people leave the room.


Mr. Singh says to himself, ' I do not speak one word of Serb - Croat but what do I have to lose?'
So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate. Everyone else has gone.

Bill Gates joined them and said 'Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak Serb - Croat, so I'd now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.'

Calmly, Mr. Singh turns to the other candidate and says,
`kidhaaan paajii?
... The other candidate answers 'vadiya paaji, tussi dasso !! .

That's the way for Punjabi...

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Kiss Variety!!

A married couple are in a terrible accident and the woman's face is

severely burned. The doctor tells the husband that they can’t graft any

skin from her body, as she is too skinny. The husband heroically offers to

donate some of his own skin. However, the only skin on his body that is

suitable has to come from his buttocks.

The husband and wife agree that they will tell no one where the skin came

from and go ahead with the graft. After the surgery is complete,

everyone is astounded at the woman's beauty. All her friends and

relatives just go on and on about her youthful beauty!

One day, she is alone with her husband, and she was overcome with

emotion at his sacrifice. She says, "My dear husband I want to thank you

for everything you have done for me. There is no way I can ever repay

you."

"My darling wife," he replies, "Think nothing of it. I get all the thanks I

need every time I see your mother kiss your cheek."

some romantic countries of World

H.O.L.L.A.N.D. - Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies.

I.T.A.L.Y. - I Trust And Love You.

L.I.B.Y.A. - Love Is Beautiful; You Also.

F.R.A.N.C.E. - Friendships Remain And Never Can End.

C.H.I.N.A. - Come Here.. I Need Affection.

B.U.R.M.A. - Between Us, Remember Me Always.

N.E.P.A.L. - Never Ever Part As Lovers


I.N.D.I.A. - I Nearly Died In Adoration.

K.E.N.Y.A. - Keep Everything Nice, Yet Arousing.

C.A.N.A.D.A. - Cute And Naughty Action that Developed into Attraction.

K.O.R.E.A. - Keep Optimistic Regardless of Every Adversity.

E.G.Y.P.T. - Everything's Great, You Pretty Thing!

M.A.N.I.L.A. - May All Nights Inspire Love Always.

T.H.A.I.L.A.N.D - Totally Happy. Always In Love And Never Dull.

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MANAGEMENT LESSON-2

After the lesson number 1, here comes the Lesson Number Two

A turkey was chatting with a bull "I would love to be
able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the
turkey,"but I haven't got the energy."Well, why don't
you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull.
"They're packed with nutrients."The turkey pecked at a
lump of dung and found that it actually gave him
enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached
the second branch. Finally after a fortnight, there he was
proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was
promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out
of the tree.

Moral of the story : "Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there."

Avoid Bullshit

ITALIAN...GO THINK ONCE MORE..

Bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting in front of them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: 
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses cum together. I cum once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I cum again and pee twice. Then I cum one lasta time."


"You foul-mouthed swine, " retorted the lady indignantly. 

"In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."