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Sunday, November 27, 2011

MANAGEMENT LESSON-2


After the lesson number 1, here comes the Lesson Number Two


A turkey was chatting with a bull "I would love to be
able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the
turkey,"but I haven't got the energy."Well, why don't
you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull.
"They're packed with nutrients."The turkey pecked at a
lump of dung and found that it actually gave him
enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached
the second branch. Finally after a fortnight, there he was
proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was
promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out
of the tree.

Moral of the story : "Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there."
Avoid Bullshit




Sunday, November 20, 2011

ITALIAN...GO THINK ONCE MORE..




Bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting in front of them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: 
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses cum together. I cum once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I cum again and pee twice. Then I cum one lasta time."


"You foul-mouthed swine, " retorted the lady indignantly. 


"In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."

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