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Sunday, December 11, 2011

Why Punjabis do well in any field.....


Bill Gates mesmerized!!



Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe.

5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is Mr. Singh.

... Bill Gates: Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave.

2000 people leave the room.

Mr. Singh says to himself, 'I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try'


Bill Gates: Candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people may leave.
2000 people leave the room.

Mr. Singh says to himself ' I never managed anybody by myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay.

What can happen to me?' So he stays.............

Bill Gates: Candidates who do not have management diplomas may leave.
500 people leave the room.

Mr. Singh says to himself, 'I left school at 15 but what have I got to lose?' So he stays in the room...

Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak, Serb - Croat to leave.

498 people leave the room.


Mr. Singh says to himself, ' I do not speak one word of Serb - Croat but what do I have to lose?'
So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate. Everyone else has gone.

Bill Gates joined them and said 'Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak Serb - Croat, so I'd now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.'

Calmly, Mr. Singh turns to the other candidate and says,
`kidhaaan paajii?
... The other candidate answers 'vadiya paaji, tussi dasso !! .
That's the way for Punjabi...

Sunday, December 4, 2011

Kiss Variety!!


A married couple are in a terrible accident and the woman's face is
severely burned. The doctor tells the husband that they can’t graft any
skin from her body, as she is too skinny. The husband heroically offers to
donate some of his own skin. However, the only skin on his body that is
suitable has to come from his buttocks.
The husband and wife agree that they will tell no one where the skin came
from and go ahead with the graft. After the surgery is complete,
everyone is astounded at the woman's beauty. All her friends and
relatives just go on and on about her youthful beauty!
One day, she is alone with her husband, and she was overcome with
emotion at his sacrifice. She says, "My dear husband I want to thank you
for everything you have done for me. There is no way I can ever repay
you."
"My darling wife," he replies, "Think nothing of it. I get all the thanks I
need every time I see your mother kiss your cheek."

Friday, December 2, 2011

some romantic countries of World



H.O.L.L.A.N.D. - Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies.

I.T.A.L.Y. - I Trust And Love You.

L.I.B.Y.A. - Love Is Beautiful; You Also.

F.R.A.N.C.E. - Friendships Remain And Never Can End.

C.H.I.N.A. - Come Here.. I Need Affection.

B.U.R.M.A. - Between Us, Remember Me Always.

N.E.P.A.L. - Never Ever Part As Lovers


I.N.D.I.A. - I Nearly Died In Adoration.

K.E.N.Y.A. - Keep Everything Nice, Yet Arousing.

C.A.N.A.D.A. - Cute And Naughty Action that Developed into Attraction.

K.O.R.E.A. - Keep Optimistic Regardless of Every Adversity.

E.G.Y.P.T. - Everything's Great, You Pretty Thing!

M.A.N.I.L.A. - May All Nights Inspire Love Always.

T.H.A.I.L.A.N.D - Totally Happy. Always In Love And Never Dull.

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