There was a teacher i my school. He used to teach us chemistry. We were fed up from him. here are some funny English which he used to speak.
1. Daily in tuition Dhabu used to ask his nephew Ashish for warm water as he was
always drinking warm water and he was saying
"ASHISH GARAM PAANI KO THANDA KARKE LAO" for max fun please add nasal tone.
2.Dhaboo’s daughters
We in class once asked about dhaboo's family
he said,"me ha ha ha, i have 2 daughters but both are girls".
3.yaah dhaabu
once he came to our class and said "those who want to take part in skit comp. STAND UP UR HANDS" and of course some did.
4.gave his first evr demo class2us historical..
we messed wid sm salts n had an xplosion in d chem lab..next day he reprimanded us sayin.." Dnt think i dnt kno those students..their image is in my retina"...we laughed our hearts out...aftr so mmany years also cnt forget chem classes
later on i'll publish some more
