some romantic countries of World

H.O.L.L.A.N.D. - Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies.

I.T.A.L.Y. - I Trust And Love You.

L.I.B.Y.A. - Love Is Beautiful; You Also.

F.R.A.N.C.E. - Friendships Remain And Never Can End.

C.H.I.N.A. - Come Here.. I Need Affection.

B.U.R.M.A. - Between Us, Remember Me Always.

N.E.P.A.L. - Never Ever Part As Lovers


I.N.D.I.A. - I Nearly Died In Adoration.

K.E.N.Y.A. - Keep Everything Nice, Yet Arousing.

C.A.N.A.D.A. - Cute And Naughty Action that Developed into Attraction.

K.O.R.E.A. - Keep Optimistic Regardless of Every Adversity.

E.G.Y.P.T. - Everything's Great, You Pretty Thing!

M.A.N.I.L.A. - May All Nights Inspire Love Always.

T.H.A.I.L.A.N.D - Totally Happy. Always In Love And Never Dull.

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MANAGEMENT LESSON-2

After the lesson number 1, here comes the Lesson Number Two

A turkey was chatting with a bull "I would love to be
able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the
turkey,"but I haven't got the energy."Well, why don't
you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull.
"They're packed with nutrients."The turkey pecked at a
lump of dung and found that it actually gave him
enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached
the second branch. Finally after a fortnight, there he was
proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was
promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out
of the tree.

Moral of the story : "Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there."

Avoid Bullshit

ITALIAN...GO THINK ONCE MORE..

Bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting in front of them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: 
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses cum together. I cum once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I cum again and pee twice. Then I cum one lasta time."


"You foul-mouthed swine, " retorted the lady indignantly. 

"In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."

MANAGEMENT LESSON-1

A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A
small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also
sit like you and do nothing all day long?" The crow
answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the
ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a
fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story is: To be sitting and doing nothing, you
must be sitting very, very high up.....

Mechanical RoCKS....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A mathematician, a physicist, and a mechanical engineer were all given a red rubber ball and told to find the
volume.
The mathematician carefully measured the diameter and evaluated a triple integral.

The physicist filled a beaker with water, put the ball in the water, and measured the total
displacement.

The engineer looked up the model and serial numbers in his red-rubber-ball table.

that's we....MECHANICAL....

There is a glass half full of water:
For a Mathematician: the glass is half full...
For a Physicist: the glass is half empty
but for a mechanical Engineer: the glass is too big!!!!

An old saying is there...
OLD GEOLOGISTS never die, they just re-crystallize
OLD WEATHERMEN never die, they reign forever
OLD ACADEMICS never die, they just lose their faculties
OLD STUDENTS never die, they just get degraded
OLD ELECTRICIANS never die, they just lose contact

and last but not the least...
OLD MECHIE never die, they just lose their bearings....