A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?" The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story is: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.....
A mathematician, a physicist, and a mechanical engineer were all given a red rubber ball and told to find the
volume.
The mathematician carefully measured the diameter and evaluated a triple integral.
The physicist filled a beaker with water, put the ball in the water, and measured the total
displacement.
The engineer looked up the model and serial numbers in his red-rubber-ball table.
that's we....MECHANICAL....
There is a glass half full of water:
For a Mathematician: the glass is half full... For a Physicist: the glass is half empty but for a mechanical Engineer: the glass is too big!!!!
An old saying is there...
OLD GEOLOGISTS never die, they just re-crystallize OLD WEATHERMEN never die, they reign forever OLD ACADEMICS never die, they just lose their faculties OLD STUDENTS never die, they just get degraded
OLD ELECTRICIANS never die, they just lose contact
and last but not the least...
OLD MECHIE never die, they just lose their bearings....
There was a teacher i my school. He used to teach us chemistry. We were fed
up from him. here are some funny English which he used to speak.
1. Daily in tuition Dhabu used to ask his nephew Ashish for warm water as he
was
always drinking warm water and he was saying
"ASHISH GARAM PAANI KO
THANDA KARKE LAO" for max fun please add nasal tone.
2.Dhaboo’s daughters
We in class once asked about dhaboo's family
he said,"me ha ha ha, i have
2 daughters but both are girls".
3.yaah dhaabu
once he came to our class and said "those who want to take part in skit comp.
STAND UP UR HANDS" and of course some did.
4.gave his first evr demo class2us historical..
we messed wid sm
salts n had an xplosion in d chem lab..next day he reprimanded us sayin.." Dnt
think i dnt kno those students..their image is in my retina"...we laughed our
hearts out...aftr so mmany years also cnt forget chem classes
Would you accept they shot to a pregnant
woman?
Do you seem better that first she would give
birth and then kill her?
It would seem to you pity that the
jailer adopted the brute?
If it wins you love to justice do not read on, you
have some affairs to do.
Would you support that somebody denounced
the situation of the woman who shouts every
night next door?
What would you do if pass the days and the
denunciation does not come?
And if that someone had to be you?
If it wins you love for fair sex do not read on,
you have affairs to do.
Do you know that there are people who do not
know if it is night or day because a hood covers
always their head?
Would you chill out knowing that they deserve
punishment by terrorists and criminals?
Do you still thinks it is fair if tomorrow they put
you the hood and could not even plead for
innocence? ...and really are you?
If it wins you love for human rights, do not Keep
reading,
you have affairs to do
Do you know that there are workers who sleep
under the tables where they work?
Do You know that you buy things they produce
because they are cheap?
Do you think they have holidays, decent wages,
unions and social security?
If it wins you love for them
not read on, you have some pending affairs to do.
Do you give alms to beggars in the street?
Would you rather think that they did something
bad to finish these?
Would you refuse to give believing that many of
them are part of charity's mafia?
If it wins you love to society, you can not
continue reading,
you have some pending affairs to do.
If you've come this far and nothing touches you,
If you feel a simple gear without force,
if no other people's injustice marshals you,
this poem will not be closed,
nor it will deny its words to you,
but you can not continue reading.
Because you've become blind.
Yesterday, scientists suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned.
