Kiss Variety!!

A married couple are in a terrible accident and the woman's face is

severely burned. The doctor tells the husband that they can’t graft any

skin from her body, as she is too skinny. The husband heroically offers to

donate some of his own skin. However, the only skin on his body that is

suitable has to come from his buttocks.

The husband and wife agree that they will tell no one where the skin came

from and go ahead with the graft. After the surgery is complete,

everyone is astounded at the woman's beauty. All her friends and

relatives just go on and on about her youthful beauty!

One day, she is alone with her husband, and she was overcome with

emotion at his sacrifice. She says, "My dear husband I want to thank you

for everything you have done for me. There is no way I can ever repay

you."

"My darling wife," he replies, "Think nothing of it. I get all the thanks I

need every time I see your mother kiss your cheek."