MANAGEMENT LESSON-1

A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A
small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also
sit like you and do nothing all day long?" The crow
answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the
ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a
fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story is: To be sitting and doing nothing, you
must be sitting very, very high up.....

Mechanical RoCKS....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A mathematician, a physicist, and a mechanical engineer were all given a red rubber ball and told to find the
volume.
The mathematician carefully measured the diameter and evaluated a triple integral.

The physicist filled a beaker with water, put the ball in the water, and measured the total
displacement.

The engineer looked up the model and serial numbers in his red-rubber-ball table.

that's we....MECHANICAL....

There is a glass half full of water:
For a Mathematician: the glass is half full...
For a Physicist: the glass is half empty
but for a mechanical Engineer: the glass is too big!!!!

An old saying is there...
OLD GEOLOGISTS never die, they just re-crystallize
OLD WEATHERMEN never die, they reign forever
OLD ACADEMICS never die, they just lose their faculties
OLD STUDENTS never die, they just get degraded
OLD ELECTRICIANS never die, they just lose contact

and last but not the least...
OLD MECHIE never die, they just lose their bearings....

Dhaaboo: I DETEST U !!!!!

There was a teacher i my school. He used to teach us chemistry. We were fed up from him. here are some funny English which he used to speak.

1. Daily in tuition Dhabu used to ask his nephew Ashish for warm water as he was
always drinking warm water and he was saying
"ASHISH GARAM PAANI KO THANDA KARKE LAO" for max fun please add nasal tone.


2.Dhaboo’s daughters
We in class once asked about dhaboo's family
he said,"me ha ha ha, i have 2 daughters but both are girls".


3.yaah dhaabu
once he came to our class and said "those who want to take part in skit comp. STAND UP UR HANDS" and of course some did.

4.gave his first evr demo class2us historical..
we messed wid sm salts n had an xplosion in d chem lab..next day he reprimanded us sayin.." Dnt think i dnt kno those students..their image is in my retina"...we laughed our hearts out...aftr so mmany years also cnt forget chem classes

later on i'll publish some more